exams. are. finally. OVERRRRRRR!!!
*rips up notes and throws up in the air*
INSTANT CONFETTI TO CELEBRATE THE OCCASION!!!
finally.
after months of prodding in the back by nervous nail-biting history teachers, dreams plagued by TM square's image, homework enough to construct the Himalayas from scratch, endless scoldings from PMSing teachers, stitches from sarcastic remarks by equally sarcastic and sharp geography teachers, taking down notes during science and forcing my poor ears to listen, drawing reflection and refraction diagrams, flirty toothpick pe teachers, fantastic homeruns, smashing powerhits, fragrant softball gloves, throwing sweet missiles, intercepting sweet missiles, blowing gum bubbles behind textbooks, tolerating timothy's endless stream of "nigel"s and wei hao's occasional "wait xiao wei come find me ah", singing holiday during classes and borthering evonne, perfecting the fine art of stealing vanessa's rockcliming metal link, stuffing sweet wrappers into my pencilbox, laughing at edward's face, sitting beside resident spastic(edward), handing in late math homework, playing with vanessa's ponytail, joking with kiara and vera, calling wei hao "chicken-butt", giving mrs khairul grief, plotting 101 effective ways to murder an art teacher using just a 2B pencil, laughing at mrs chen's witty comebacks, aiming for toothpick singh's head during volleyball, imitating mdm pratima, copying homework at the speed of light during recess, cracking pervertic jokes about the science lab's test tubes, kicking kwara's chair during chinese and finally, going through thick and thin with 2F.
finally.
haha.

shall not recount about the other exam papers except for chinese composition because they are plain boring.
chinese composition:
i forgot to bring my correction tape for that fateful day.
"nevermind" i thought, i could just cancel.
was i ever wrong.
i chose the formal letter writing question.
because i didnt understand a shit about what the other question was asking.
what a great choice.
i got the format wrong.
i discovered it halfway through writing the letter. oh well.
crush paper, start over again.
and my composition?
*guffaws* dont make me go there.
it was crap, i didnt know what i was scribbling.
hang on, i never know what i am writing for my chinese compos.
seriously, i could have written "my underwear is red" and i wouldnt even know it!
call me an eskimo anytime. (this isnt meant to be racist)
i discovered i was actually writing the whole shit compo wrong and was even veering WAY OFF TRACK halfway through it.
(why must i always realize my mistake halfway?)
ok, no problem.
crush paper, start over again.
by the end of the exam, miss nani has walked to my desk ninety-nine times
(she might as well station herself there),
and the area around my desk was covered in a sea of paperballs.
and during my free time, i have even mastered juggling, my juggling has never been so good before!
i could have put a clown to shame.

about miss nani,
well...
i must have done her a tremendous favour by making her walk to my desk ninety-nine times.
repeatedly walking to the students desk(apparently mine) helps to burn calories.
and as she left that day, i could just about hear her muttering something about finally being able to try on that size 4 mango skirt.
hmm, maybe i should go check my hearing.

but seriously my marks are going to be crap.
if i were to tear up my composition paper and hand it up to the examiner.
it wouldnt make a difference to my marks.
yeah.
its that bad.

anyway, jinghan, fionn, vanessa and evonne went to watch corpse bride
while i'm stuck
at home
rotting away.
and spending my last few moments on earth listening to wanyi ramble about maplestory.
i'm contemplating on getting an account.
and getting tips from the experts!
after which i'll spend the rest of my magician-ny days basking in the light of my glory.
(yes, i'm planning on becoming a magician, because wanyi says that being a thief needs more time and money)
sounds good to me.

EXAMS ARE OVERRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
ICHIBAN!